The Rules

One of my favorite movies of all times is Wedding Crashers, a movie about, well, crashing weddings. I am not sure if this is an indicator of my immaturity or of my love affair with Vince Vaughn movies. Nevertheless, I have seen this movie at least 30 times. I could have said a million times for effect, but that would have been an exaggeration, because I have not seen it that many times. No one has, that would be impossible. To prove this point allow me to assume that the movie is approximately 2 hours long. That would be 2 million hours worth of movie to watch. Divide that by 24 hours in a day you get about 83,333 days worth of movie. Divide that by 365 days in a year and you are looking at more than 228 years of movie! That's ludicrous! The oldest person ever verified (Jeanne Clement of France in case you were wondering) lived to be 122 years and 164 days. Even if she had been watching Wedding Crashers from the time of her birth until her death she would have been 100 years short. But I digress.

Where was I? Ah yes, the movie. I love it. It is hilarious, irreverent, and has Rachel McAdams in it. That being said, you may have noticed the name of this blog is "Rule #76: No Excuses, Play Like a Champion!". That is not just a motivational ploy on my part (that's part of it), it is one of the classic lines from Wedding Crashers. Those of you who have sen the movie no doubt already put this together (those few of you who haven't, well I trust you will be on your way to Blockbuster shortly). It is one of the 115 Rules of Wedding Crashing. And that is the theme of this blog. I will finish each entry with a different rule to live by (or crash weddings by, I'm not splitting hairs here) or quote from the movie.

So sit back and enjoy my ramblings, pictures, and videos. I entertain myself and hopefully this crap will entertain you too. If not, I seriously question your sense of humor, because I am the funniest person I know. Ask me sometime.

And with that, I leave you with the tag line from Wedding Crashers (it is really really poignant given the upbeat and inspiring nature of this blog):

LIFE IS A PARTY. CRASH IT.